So waking up after some serious drinking, stepped on a Target bag when I got out of bed. Looked down and got super excited when I saw a yellow bag inside it omg peanut M&Ms fuck yes, but then picked it up and saw it was a new bag of dog treats and got pissed at the dog for ruining what would have been glorious M&M gluttony. Then after a few seconds started to cry because I realized I love the dog more than I love myself