Lost it to trying

In only one year, I've been able to acquire a house, car, motorcycle, truck, and numerous new friends.

All this, and all I actually wanted was the woman for me.

Sweet Ass

People always have different quantities of heart they're able to grab from others, and if I'm that person, you might want to give some back, or at least to some poor soul who you'd wish terrible things upon.

That's what you will get, certainly, terrible things. Have you ever been your own worst critic? Of course you have. Great. Now you might be able to relate some. 

There is this man, we'll call him... Mitchel for the sake of this analogy. There isn't anything he can do right, nothing will ever live up to his standards that have been set for, or set upon, himself. If there is a person able to captivate poor old Mitch's heart, they get whatever he has coming for himself, in proportion of course. What will be the outcome when a fine you g lady steals his heart completely? Well, affection and grief become best friends! Yay! Oh Mitchel, what will you do?!