Remember This song

This Holiday by Phunk Investigation. Try to remember that work is a babe farm too.

"Well let the music, let the music playay."

FML

Seriously, FML. How drama can it get. A girl I liked trying to fuck my good friend, and wanting to be my friend still. FML. A cool friend wants to kiss and I turn into the AWKWARD BEAST. FML. I let my friends text for me, not just to people, but to the girl I kissed. FML. I surrounded myself with shit that I know would go bad. FML.



So what I'm trying to say is Fuck my life, I guess. Whatever man, I'll go gay eventually, I swear.


But hey, you still look good, you sexy beast of a man, you.

Oh dear

lying awake again and I don't know what's happening.

marshall, you get a girl you feel for and can talk to, not just some cute piece of ass that jumps at you. Got it, dumbass?