When and where... and why, plus run on sentences, by law, not by ear.

When I get a severe(!) buzzzzz going, shit gets done! Instead of going A to B to INFINITY, things seem sequential. Other sequential and alwas disappointjing things in my life seem to be taking a turn for the bomb diggid-ty. For some GODSENT reason, I met thee cutest girl I've ever seen in my life at work like a month ago, but that's not te reason for this whole shit, the reason for this other nounthatisntasoffensive is that she wanted to talk to me! ME! Throwing it away like "yeah sure what do you get out of this dare" situation, I got the unexpected and irreparable arrow sent in a text message form... ugh! I hate you text, but I love that you give me these chances... ANYWAY. There's this hella dope girl from Chico that seems to dig me, and well no shit I dig her, she's got it all, including some unfortunate remnants of me. Man-o-man things are so dope for me right now, PSYCHE, but they are in this field. I just hope my crumbling health and monetary status don't destroy this one tiny(LOLOOLOLOOLOL she's small) golden Rumpelstiltskin thread of complete undeserving serenity. Now time to take this retard strength and do like 400 pushups and clean everything I own!