FRIENDS?

Now I'm not saying that the love of my life has fallen into my hands, but shit it feels like a good thing. Now, when someone's hanging by a thread from the edge of a cliff, doing their damndest to hold onto their dignity and life, what would a friend do? Throw knifes at you and hope you fall, yep, that's what they'd do. Time to cut some fat and get things rolling with pretty princess that goes by _____.... If I haven't died from a femur through the heart yet.